Auto Show Dispatch | Mark Krotov (2024)

The Buick display at this year’s New York International Auto Show was located in the far back corner of the Javits Center’s third-floor main exhibition hall, the kind of dim and lonely zone where you might stumble upon unused sound equipment from the 2016 Hillary Clinton victory party. What I found instead was a solitary, sickly orange Buick Envista, a crossover SUV presumably named to match its sisters, Encore, Envision, and Enclave. Except of course thatencore, envision, and enclave are real words.

An auto show, like any trade show, is an assertion of hierarchy. It was obvious from the press days I attended in March that Buickonce a glorious American enterprise, more recently a middling brand with a Tiger Woods endorsem*nt dealis at the bottom. Like visitors to a car dealership subjected to none of the sales pressure, auto show attendees can take all the time they want examining, entering, photographing, filming, touching, and slamming the doors of the contemporary American automobile. I sat down inside the Envista and considered the market potential of a cheap-feeling crossover with the rear-seat headroom of a coupe; it struck me as limited. I had gotten the sense, walking around the Javits, that after a decade of unquestioned SUV dominance we were now in the early days of decrossoverification: small and small-adjacent SUVs seemed to be getting lower, more compact, and more sedanlike than their recent antecedents. Unlike the Envista, however, most of them were managing this transition without forcing rear-seat occupants to lean forward like visitors in a hospital waiting room, waiting to be told the bad news. Buick’s old-school crappy display featured piles of branded cowboy hats and nothing at all in the way of persuasion. “Is this the company’s first compact crossover?” I found myself asking the lone and passive sales rep with a curiosity at once feigned and totally sincere. What was I, undercover for CNET? That was a real low point for me.

Everyone has a first convention center, and Atlanta’s Georgia World Congress Center was mine. I attended my first auto show there in 1992 or 1993, and back then I would have seen every major brand and model on the market. This hasn’t been the case at the Javits for some time. As customers do more and more exploratory browsing online, carmakers are increasingly reluctant to allocate their marketing budgets to labor-, transportation-, and swag-intensive events. Floor space is expensive; hashtags are cheap. Stellantis had an outdoor Jeep test track but was otherwise absent at NYIAS this yearno Chrysler, Dodge, Ram, Fiat, Alfa Romeo, or Maseratiand two of the three major Germans (Mercedes-Benz and BMW) were entirely absent, which would have been unimaginable even a few years ago. GM didn’t bother bringing Cadillac, its most interesting brand, and Ford showed up without Lincoln, which in 2016 had a huge stand featuring its brand-new Navigator concept and its then ambassador, Matthew McConaughey. Mazda didn’t show up, which was too bad, and neither did Mitsubishi, which was unsurprising. The last time I saw the latter there, I think in 2017, their display was desultory and Buick-like, as if they were putting in a final appearance before opting out of the circuit forever.

Auto shows used to be major media events. Local and national TV networks still show up to deliver low-energy live coverage, but the automotive magazines have thinned out and newspaper car critics are an endangered species. In their absence an esoteric community of amateurs has stepped in: TikTokers, vloggers, n+1 editors. Watching the vloggers at work called to mind firefighters rescuing a single cat from a tree or PACs spending millions of dollars on a local electioninstances where effort and outcome are irrevocably mismatched. Here were guys who had spent thousands on high-end cameras and microphones to record videos that would get them views in the single digits. At one point I saw a young man sprint across the floor and instinctively thought he was a mass shooter until I noticed the selfie stick. He was a vlogger, booking it toward a Toyota Land Cruiser with his camera and proceeding to bob up and down dramatically around the hood, I guess for cinematographic reasons. It was a poignant, committed performance, and there was no way anyone would watch it once it was uploaded to YouTube.

My sentient life has roughly coincided with an era of unprecedentedly high automotive quality. In the 1990s, during my early auto show–going days, the xenophobic Reagan-era freakout about Japanese imports was giving way to a near-universal great leap forward. American cars were getting better, as were German cars and Korean cars, while the Japanese econoboxes had attained an exalted realm that seemed to surpass mere questions of reliability. Today, cars are better than they have ever beenand, not unrelatedly, are more similar to one another. There are fewer major car companies, more shared parts and platforms, a stronger regulatory environment, and far less eccentricity. None of this is bad per se, but I wonder if the oft-noted decline of auto enthusiasm isn’t in large part a consequence of our high-quality epoch. It seems to me that there is an essential relationship between idiosyncrasy and fandomthe latter can’t function without the former. Fans of midcentury English cars bonded over their MGs’ and TVRs’ ghastly wiring problems and frequent breakdowns, and turn-of-the-millennium Saturn nerds had whatever it was they had at their epic gatherings in Spring Hill, Tennessee.

The Genesis booth, by far the most elegant at the Javits, had the radiant, unfussy vibe of a French regional bank headquarters from the tail end of the trente glorieuses.

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The only contemporary brand that encourages this kind of collective intensity is Tesla. Tesla famously and not unreasonably hates car dealers, so there’s no way they would ever appear at an event organized by the Greater New York Automobile Dealers Association (GNYADA). It was wonderful not to have to actively think about Tesla, one of the most important car companies in the world, and also one of the hardest to theorize without hype or prejudice. But clearly other people were thinking about it a lot. At a press conference introducing the Prologue, the Honda representative emphasized the model’s retractable panoramic sunroof, throwing shade (and shade) at Tesla’s unyielding, overheating-prone glass version of the same. The sunroof, the guy said, was “one of my favorite things about Prologue,” along with its low roofline (more evidence of decrossoverification) and the fact that it has the biggest wheels and tires in Honda history.

Acura is Honda’s luxury vehicle division, a category I’ve always been suspicious of. What’s the point of paying a huge premium for a rebadged Toyota Camry with leather seats and wood trim? Without BMW, Mercedes, and Stellantis’s numerous brands, the Japanese luxury divisions had way too much space and not enough to fill it with. My main impression of their display areas was that there was a lot of carpeting, which didn’t do much to soften the Javits’s blunt-force concrete hostility. Infiniti, the upmarket Nissan, was a little more impressive than Acura or Lexus, giving over the entirety of its floor space to a semi-interactive experience dedicated to its new QX80, a beastly full-size SUV with air curtains larger than my head. The Infiniti stand featured swelling electronic strings, blue-green lava lamp illumination, elusive hors d’oeuvres, and a weird audio component showcasing the Infiniti’s Klipsch Reference Premiere Audio Systemall of which seemed like the appropriate amount of effort needed to sell an SUV that costs $30,000 more than the nearly identical Nissan Armada.

Of course there’s no inherent relationship between display quality and market share. Tesla is no less powerful for not showing up, and even Matthew McConaughey couldn’t have helped Buick make its case. But if some of the heavy hitters asserted their presence via absence, a few brands did so via emphatic presence. Toyota had wheelchair basketball and a bouncy castle meant to evoke a swimming pool in honor of the company’s Paralympic and Olympic partnerships. The row of sneakers at the Nissan stand was there to promote the Kicks compact crossover, a car named after shoes and possibly also designed to resemble them.

I’m not immune to good marketing, and the cup of citrusy beet tea poured from a stone teapot at the Genesis booth was good marketing. Genesis is a luxury brand like Acura, Infiniti, and Lexus, but it presents itself with swagger and individuation, distinct from both its parent company (Hyundai) and its Japanese and German competitors. The Genesis booth, by far the most elegant at the Javits, had the radiant, unfussy vibe of a French regional bank headquarters from the tail end of the trente glorieuses. Genesis’s cars are like its beet tea: subtle, refined, ennobling. It used to bother me that the company’s grilles and logos so shamelessly evoked latter-day Bentley models, but then at last year’s auto show I sat down in the back seat of a G70, closed the door behind me, heard the most perfect thunk I’ve ever heard, and realized that in every respect these cars are superior to Bentleysat a quarter of the price. I will never be in the financial position to purchase a luxury car or a new car, but Genesis is the only brand that makes some minor degree of free-floating longing feel nonhumiliating.

Three of the Genesis cars (Geneses?) on display were the same vivid orange color as the tea. I forget which ones were to the left and right of the X Gran Berlinetta concept because no other car at the show so dominated the visual field. With its impossible wheels, huge haunches, and narrow co*ckpit, it resembled nothing so much as a race car that had undergone a BBL. Once I got over the p*rnographic shock of the thing my mind drifted, auto-biographically, to the car racing computer games in the Need for Speed series, which featured cars like the Berlinetta traveling through serene nighttime European landscapes. In these games driving was easy and frictionlesssupercars could travel through moonlit German villages at 300 km/h, bounce off the town square’s guardrails, and keep on cruising. Today the only people who get to drive frictionlessly are billionaire failsons who pilot their Koenigseggs and Paganis through LA and New York at 100 mph. I usually learn about their efforts in graphic news footage of their million-dollar cars crushed against lampposts and storefronts, with pedestrians as collateral damage.

The bestselling automotive brands in America are Toyota, Ford, and Chevrolet. In 2023, the bestselling models were the Ford F-Series, the Chevy Silverado, the Ram Pickup, the Toyota RAV4, and the Tesla Model Y. The stars of the New York International Auto Show, however, were the Koreans. While Genesis held it down for the Korean luxury sector, Kia did its best as Hyundai’s somewhat lesser quasi subsidiary. Introducing its heroically ugly K4, the Kia representative talked at length about the model’s various technological innovations, including its AI capability, which allows drivers to hear about their “stocks, sports scores, and owner’s manual content.” Over and over again I heard about the width of various digital instrumental panels, possibly the saddest example of dick measuring I’ve encountered in an industry permanently committed to the practice. (The K4’s screen is thirty inches wide, if Big Display Energy is the sort of thing that gets you going.)

For all this self-debasem*nt, Kia’s fleet is solid and capable. Anytime I rent a car I’m disappointed if it’s not a Kia. But the parent company is on another level. Hyundai’s press conference was the slickest, its product the most appealing. At last year’s show I fell in love with the Ioniq 5, a modern electric car free from Tesla’s obnoxious influence. I suspect that even Tesla superfans have a hard time generating enthusiasm for the company’s current product linetoo ubiquitous, too outdated, too vulgar. The Ioniq 5, by contrast, is designed to thrill. Its exterior has a crisply modular quality, as if one could disassemble it and replace the batteries, but it doesn’t look cheapjust user-friendly and a little like a 1980s vacuum cleaner. Its orderly grid of taillights is a creative design detail I haven’t seen anywhere else. Like the car as a whole, the grid’s futurism gestures backward but is also somehow present-tense, a soothing contrast to both the industry’s retro doom loop and the hegemony of aggressive black fascias and interchangeable rooflines. On the Hyundai test track inside the Javits, the charismatic driver treated me to a few laps in the Ioniq 5 N, which can do zero to sixty in a little over three seconds. The acceleration was startling, effortless, and genuinely fun. I never thought I could enjoy simulated engine sounds, a terminal gimmick, but the Ioniq 5 N made even this seem playfulthe opposite of Tesla’s strained and effortful innovations. Musk famously endowed his cars with a feature that produces fart sounds, an inanity that came to mind as I was looking around a booth that sold faux vanity license plates. I was thinking of getting my 6-year-old daughter a plate with her name on itmaybe New Mexico, with its perfect liveryuntil I saw, in close succession, an Indiana plate that read BIG tit* and a Georgia plate that read BUST A NUT. Nope! The entire Tesla project feels like a collection of advanced if often undertested technologies with the ethos of these license plates.

The salespersonship at the Hyundai press conference was impressive. Introducing two lesser new models, Randy Parker, the CEO of the company’s American division, announced Hyundai’s “all-new human-centric technology”: the “return of some of those knobs and dials” that nearly every brandother than the noble anti-touchscreen holdout Mazdahas renounced over the past few years. But these surface-level tweaks weren’t the big story. “We’re meeting customers where they are on the journey to electrification,” Parker said with great pride. If in recent years electric cars had appealed to a smallish number of early adopters, Hyundai is now working toward “what we call the early majority,” a brilliant piece of branding that feels like something Democratic consultants get paid millions of dollars to (fail to) come up with.

I was 11 when GM introduced the EV1, the subject of the documentary Who Killed the Electric Car?, and the experience of seeing the first real generation of electric cars founderthanks to corporate conspiracy, consumer disinterest, or bothwas radicalizing. Now, nearly three decades later, a group of executives from the most ambitious car company in the world were discussing electrification with a disorienting sense of inevitability. The Hyundai crew didn’t have much to say about climate change, but then again, why would they? Auto manufacturers are no more likely to “solve” climate change than oil companies or hedge funds. I admire Hyundai’s earnest commitment to electrification and find its belatedness inescapably tragic.

Like the Hyundai CEO, Polestar’s Thomas Ingenlatha kind of Germanic Tom Cruisewas unreservedly excited about the electric future. While the other manufacturers suppress the political-environmental implications of their electric vehicles, Polestara Swedish company owned by Volvolabels its seats with sans-serif details about the carbon footprint of its fabrics and the assertion that “animal welfare [has been] secured.” This is smug, probably effective, and made me feel like I was sitting inside a bottle of Aesop hand lotion.

“Did it come from the stars?” someone asked in the Polestar promotional video that played before the unveiling of the Polestar 4. “I don’t know, but it has one on it.” OK. I have to say I was pretty seduced by Polestar’s visionits beautiful, low-slung 3; its hot CEO; its Scandinavian minimalismuntil I started talking to a hedge fund guy also hanging around the booth. He had recently rented a Polestar 2 and found it extremely uncomfortable to get in and out of. He had a pretty bearish view of the state of the electric market (unrelated to his rental experience), though he was bullish on Hyundai. At the moment the problem with electric cars, he said, is that not enough people are buying them. EV credits have receded but the price premium hasn’t, the US regulatory cudgel is weak, and gas is cheap. What will move the needle? I asked. Another war, the hedge fund guy responded, hedge fund guyishly.

Car culture isn’t really about sexy concept cars or futuristic taillights. Car culture is really about death.

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Ingenlath, for his part, devoted most of his time to the Polestar 4’s lack of a “traditional rear window,” which has been replaced by a camera linked to the rearview mirror (now no longer a mirror, but a screen). There’s been a lot of upheaval in the car design space in recent years, and I’ve gotten used to the elimination of the grille, the dashboard, and other automotive features I once thought were as essential as wheels or doors. But seeing a sea of white recycled steel where a rear windshield should be felt like a new frontier. After the Polestar presentation I walked over to the Volkswagen stand and worried the fake-mirror epidemic was more widespread than I’d thought. Sitting in the driver’s seat of the ID. Buzz microbus I looked at both side mirrors and saw a mysterious digital pattern. You could make anything appear on these things! It took a few too many seconds for me to grasp that what I was looking at was the booth’s bright blue LED backdrop, reflected in mirrors that were still blessedly real. For now.

On the morning of the second press day I went down to the basem*nt level to attend the World Traffic Safety Symposium, organized by GNYADA. On the show floor the industry people, finance guys, and vloggersso many vloggerswere recovering from the party circuit, but down here I was in the realm of the bureaucrats. Most of the bureaucrats were very tall. I shared a table with the tallest person in the rooma poised, captivating man who had the air of a benign Robert Moses. This turned out to be New York state DMV head Mark Schroeder, a celebrity sighting that far exceeded my brief run-in with McConaughey years earlier. During his remarks Schroeder praised Kathy Hochul as “the only governor in New York state history who has run a DMV.” He told a good joke about former governor David Paterson and said the words “diversity, equity, and inclusion” without embarrassment, with none of the hesitation the CEOs upstairs displayed when tiptoeing around the subject of climate change.

Jennifer Homendy, the chair of the National Transportation Safety Board, delivered the keynote via Zoom from Baltimore, where she was negotiating the aftermath of the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse, a topic everyone at the show spoke about in muted whispers. Homendy’s speech was upsetting and frustrating. “In just these next fifteen minutes,” she said, “one person will die on our nation’s roads,” at which point she launched into a horrific discussion of two recent car crashes the NTSB had investigated, both of which, the agency concluded, could have been prevented with existing technology. In Las Vegas, a driver doing 103 in a 35 zone slammed his Dodge Challenger into a Toyota Sienna minivan. In the Sienna was a family with four children, the youngest of whom was 5 years old. Everyone in both cars was killed. In Avenal, California, a drunk driver in a Dodge Journey SUV going 98 in a 55 zone collided with a Ford F-150 carrying eight people, seven of whom were kids between the ages of 6 and 15, all of whom died along with the driver. Homendy’s repeated invocations of these events via their place namesLas Vegas, Avenelreminded me of the shorthand we use when talking about school shootings. I misheard hard-braking events as heartbreaking events and don’t think I was wrong to do so.

Homendy reiterated that “crashes can be prevented by lifesaving tech in vehicles” that already existsintelligent speed assistance, passive alcohol detection technology, and so on. Fair enough. But there was a sense of resignation in her remarks, as if all this unspeakable cruelty was ultimately up to the car companies to stop. I was pleased to hear her bring up the weight of electric vehiclesa serious concern; EVs often weigh 30 percent more than their gas-powered equivalentsand then troubled to realize this fact was cited not in defense of pedestrians and bikers, but of the roads.

I’m sure it’s true that heavy vehicles are wearing down roads more quickly than anticipated, but with Las Vegas and Avenel on my mind this didn’t seem like the central problem American government officials needed to contend with. Every morning I walk my daughter to school through two intersections so poorly designed that we have to go to elaborate lengths to avoid the nearly 100 percent of drivers who illegally plow through a few flimsy grabber tubes and always fail to stop at the crosswalk. I’m glad that New York’s intelligent speed assistance program seems to be having a positive effect, just as I was glad about congestion pricing until the “only governor in New York state history who has run a DMV” blew the whole thing up in an act of thoughtless political immolation it will take decades to repair. But the scale of the safety crisis is vast and radically out of proportion to all the cheerful innovating taking place upstairs.

The US’s biggest infrastructure projectbigger than the New Deal–era dams and the Erie Canalwas the highway system, which destroyed the American city and, arguably but I think not that arguably, American society itself. The country’s midcentury racist spatial self-destruction is a crime that will never be sufficiently atoned for. Whenever a child walking along a four-lane exurban road is killed by a driver who swerves into the shoulder, whenever someone can get away with driving 98 miles per hour in a 55 zone, whenever a family of seven in an ostensibly safe minivan is killed despite the self-evident technological ability to limit speeds, redesign roads, and enforce existing regulations, it seems reasonable to infer that car culture isn’t really about sexy concept cars or futuristic taillights. Car culture is really about death.

“Actually so f*cked that luxury victims have safety options lower trim levels don’t,” I wrote in my notepad during Homendy’s keynote. I meant vehicles, not victims, but the point stands. It’s obvious that American life is a series of cruel disparities, but the idea that automatic emergency braking and forward collision warning are options only available to a privileged few, despite the absence of any technical constraints to universal adoption, still feels, well, f*cked. We desperately need much more stringent safety regulations and we seem unlikely to get them.

During the Hyundai press conference discussion of Hyundai Pay, a technology that places the brand “at the nexus of the auto industry, the payments industry, and the EV charging industry,” I had the thought that the interior of a new car is the only place where one can experience the total tech dream as it’s been conceived of by its proselytizers. While driving you can turn your Klipsch Reference Premiere Audio System all the way up, suppress the outside world, and attain pure, blissful dissociationunless a bridge collapses under you, or (more likely) you get distracted by a text and crash into a minivan.

“It drives so much smaller than it really is,” I overheard an Infiniti QX80 salesperson tell a couple of potential customers. Immediately this stood out to me as one of the truest and most ambiguous claims anyone could make about life in the 21st century. Electrification is a real if unstable trend, and decrossoverification is probably not nothing, but the story that matters above all others is that cars continue to get bigger, even as that size is mitigated by all kinds of refinements. For a recent trip I needed to rent a car with six seats and was upgraded by Thrifty to an eight-seat Chevy Tahoe, which also drove much smaller than it really is. At nearly six thousand pounds, the thing was smooth and nimble: easy to accelerate, easy to steer through the Taconic State Parkway’s precarious curves. It was also easy to forget the smaller and more vulnerable carsand their passengersin the other lanes. I don’t think any of this constitutes progress. Size inflation has been so normalized that it’s almost impossible to appreciate the enormity of American cars. The desire for status, the desire for height, a fragile and increasingly attenuated relationship to masculinity, the global war on terror, the rise of safety consciousness, a legal regime that has made the production of fuel-inefficient vehicles far more appealing to car manufacturers than smaller and more eco-conscious onesall these have been held responsible for the rise of the SUV and all these are indeed responsible. But we shouldn’t underrate, as an explanatory factor, the desire to wall oneself off from the world, to float above degraded infrastructure and the threat of violence even as one contributes to both.

As Kate Aronoff has written in the New Republic, emissions standards are improving (too slowly) but don’t come close to adequately addressing the problem the EPA helped create: a two-tiered system by which SUVs and large trucks can keep on trucking with embarrassing gas mileage. Automakers who lobbied for this legal regime in the first place have responded rationally, by making more SUVs and large trucks and fewer regular cars. At the Ford stand I spotted a limited-edition Sydney Sweeney–branded robin’s-egg-blue Mustang, with Sweeney’s “heart bolt emblem” emblazoned all over the car’s interior and exterior. (Her signature is on the engine.) This is a world-historically smart collaboration (notwithstanding the online creeps obsessed with Sweeney’s breasts as an arbiter of Western civilization’s revival or whatever), but also a sideshow, given that the Mustang is the only remaining passenger car in Ford’s lineup.

I understand that life goes on in the imperium as people die in a genocide supported and underwritten by the US. I’ve been to movies since the war began, have attended and even hosted children’s birthday parties. And still the experience of spending two days inside a convention center reflecting on an industry that has done so much to destroy and destabilize this country and our planet and millions of its inhabitants filled me with disgust and despair. Downstairs on the first day, I saw a customized fifth-generation Toyota Land Cruiser with a rear windshield sticker that read SORRY FOR MY SCRATCHES AND DENTS, THESE ARE ACTUAL WAR WOUNDS. The Land Cruiser was, of course, spotless.

It felt right to spend my final minutes at the show with the Hummer. My family had just immigrated to the US when the Hummerthe civilian version of the Humveewent on sale to the general public in the wake of the company’s PR triumph during the Gulf War, and by the time the brand had started to conquer the hearts and minds of American suburbanites in 1999 I was a little more attuned to the market. The gigantic Ford Excursion was launched around the same time, and it was impossible to ignore consumers’ lust for size. Positioned not far from the Buick Envista in GM’s Siberian sector of the Javits, the GMC Hummer EV looked and felt massive. Inside, every drawer, compartment, and air vent was at least three times the size of what was normal and necessary, but then that goes for the Hummer itself. The truck’s most notable feature is a black-on-black American flag embossed at the top of its C-pillar.

The Israel Defense Forces have purchased more than two thousand Humvees from the US, and three of four military utility vehicles manufactured in Israel are based on American trucks. (The fourth, the MDT David, is based on platforms from the Land Rover Defender and the Land Cruiser.) Sitting inside the EV, with its outrageous scale and terrible sight lines, it occurred to me that the last (and sometimes first) US-produced object many victims of wars throughout the world encounter is probably a Humvee.

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